Let me start off by saying that it’s Monday at 10:45am and I am at home, watching Chelsea Lately.  Still drinking my morning coffee.  Happy Birthday, George Washington.  This cup’s for you.

I had no idea a Valentine’s Day could be so entertaining.  Saturday morning, after the coffee-spilling debacle at the vet’s office, I went to LA Fitness for my personal training session.  FYI I am definitely under the 30 sessions left mark.  Phew.  I was running on the treadmill, doing my thing, when all of a sudden I hear a loud thug and out of the corner of the eye, see my next door neighbor, fall out of sight.  I quickly turned to see what happened to him and he was just rounding out his backwards summer sault off the back of the treadmill.  At first I was worried he might be seriously injured, given that he had landed on his neck, but within a couple of seconds he was moving around.  By this time, his girlfriend, who was on the treadmill to his right, had jumped off to come to the rescue.  Now, I know this probably hurt, a lot, which I know from first hand experience, but it took all I had not to be laughing.  I had to look straight ahead to mask the expression on my face so I wouldn’t get gang banged by the duo.  It also didn’t help that I was envisioning what Mary’s reaction would be when I told her. And just as I thought… the story made her day.

That night, we all went to a dinner in honor of Suz and Jay at the coolest house I’ve ever seen.  Ever.  We had drinks and Mexican food as we sat around and socialized.  There was lots of laughter, the unfortunate mentioning of the word v*ginal, which was totally inappropriate, and Erin got slapped over the back of the head with a bag of M&M’s.  What could be funnier?  Oh, how about the fact that the bedroom used to store coats was amazing, complete with a fire place and all, and when Robyn and I decided to take a picture of ourselves, setting my camera up on a timer, a lady comes walking out of the bathroom, only to see us posing and my camera blinking, blinking, blinking, flash!  Luckily, she didn’t notice the camera and said to us, “ohhhh, you guys look like you’re getting warm”!  We also decided to take a picture in the awesome bathroom that had the largest tub ever, which had it’s own TV.  Awesome.

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I think I am going to send a thank you note to the owners and mention that if they ever need anything, or just want to hang, that I am available.

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